In
and Out for 2005
Got New Year's Plans?
| OUT | IN |
| OUT: Barry Bonds' 'Cream' | IN: Eric Clapton's C.R.E.A.M. |
| OUT: Paris Hilton | IN: Tinkerbell |
| OUT: Nancy O'Dell | IN: Maria Menounos |
| OUT: Ashlee and Jessica Simpson | IN: OJ Simpson The Musical (link) |
| OUT: Lip-synching | IN: Don't even open your mouth |
| OUT: Tucker Carlson | IN: Raj Bhakta |
| OUT: Rod Stewart, American Songbook Volume 3 | IN: Rod Stewart, American Songbook Volumes 4 & 5 |
| OUT: Celine Dion in Vegas | IN: Barry Manilow in Vegas |
| OUT: E-mail spam | IN: "Targeted" e-mail spam |
| OUT: Star Jones as Bridezilla | IN: Star Jones as Godzilla |
| OUT: Indiana Pacers | IN: New York Knicks |
| OUT: Gillette Mach 3 Power | IN: Gillette Mach 3 Power 15-Blade Shaving Accessory for the Closest Shave Ever Known To Man With No Batteries Required |
| OUT: Enrique Weds Anna | IN: Fedorov Weds Tara Reid |
| OUT: Hilton on tape | IN: Lohan on tape |
| OUT: Julia gets twins | IN: Britney eats twinkey |
| OUT: Flash invitations | IN: 3-D Flash invitations |
| OUT: B2K | IN: BK |
| OUT: Desperate Housewives | IN: Desperate? Buy a bride (link) |
| OUT: 'Lean Back' | IN: 'Macarena' |
| OUT: Britney Spears' cover of "My Prerogative" | IN: Bobby Brown's cover of "Oops! I Did It Again" |
| OUT: Kobe in the NBA Finals | IN: Shaq in the NBA Finals |
| OUT: Phoenix Suns' Gorilla | IN: NYCNYE.com Gorilla - See here |
| OUT: Bernard Kerik replaces Tom Ridge | IN: Bernard Kerik replaces Dr. Phil |
| OUT: Google on your desktop | IN: Google on your cell phone |
| OUT: "Yeah" | IN: "Lovers and Friends" |
| OUT: Backstreet Boys | IN: Eastside Boyz |
| OUT: Queer Eye | IN: Pimp My Ride |
| OUT: Wesley Snipes in Blade 3 | IN: Leslie Nielsen in Naked Gun 4 1/4 (how about it?) |
| OUT: Clay Aiken the Saint | IN: Clay Aiken the Devil |
| OUT: Justin Guarini | IN: N/A |
| OUT: William Hung | IN: John Cho (link) |
| OUT: Pioneer CDJs | IN: Pioneer DVJs |
| OUT: Irv Gotti | IN: Victoria Gotti |
| OUT: DJs getting $ under the table | IN: Bloggers getting $ under the table |
See you in 2005!